In this here bloge (wow, so internet, such fantastic), I will be mostly writing reviews on all kinds of things, from movies to aquariums, crisps, countries and days of the week. The internet seems to be obsessed with top ten lists and what-nots, so I believe it is necessary for me to get in on the act. The problem with this blog is that I am a crappy blogger.
1. A Crappy Keyboard
Before I birthed (purchased) this babe, I owned another macbook. It lasted 5 years before i replaced it and is, in fact, still being used by mama g almost nightly. It had its ups and downs. One in particular being the foolishness of fatty McGiles putting his full weight on the keyboard as it was running. If it had been running in the "one foot in front of the other in quick succession" sense of the word instead, then maybe I wouldn't have crushed it. Conclusion = Macbooks fault. Lazy bastard. Anywahoozle, I bought the new macbook in Japan for wonderfully cheap and all was going well, until my last week in Japan when I was bringing a lovely bowl of instant udon over to the futon. I slipped. It hurt. I was red in an instant and blisters appeared in mere moments. It was gross. And my mac suffered a little water damage. Originally it only affected a few keys, causing them either to not work or replacing them with other random keys. I could deal with that. A few months later in England, I left the compoota alone for a short while. I came back and saw that my cat had walked all over the keys... now Im gradually losing keys, the most recent being zero. Precious zero. Eckscuse number 1! (That's how I type the letter "ecks" now")
2. Busyness (or laziness)
Sorry, I can't write anything here. Too busy.
3. A lack of ideas.........